"I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams.”

Oct

portablemiah:

Cute nicknames for your girlfriend or boyfriend

  • N00b
  • King Henry VIII
  • Sad cow
  • Potato skins
  • 5 Gum
  • United States army
  • That one gay Teletubby
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shit-we-forgot-adam:

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davediddlystrider:

This man is qualified to play as nightwing

This man is qualified to fuck me

I think he is qualified to be a helicopter too

I was about to reblog it and then I saw the captions and now I’m gonna reblog it twice because this post is gold

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bashermoriarty:

Andrew Scott Week // Day 1 » One character: Jim Moriarty 

You need to love the villain as much as you need to love the hero, if you’re going to have a great story.

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

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I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see that you are unarmed.

William Shakespeare
image  (via notenoughhiddles)

Single-handedly the greatest text post and gif pairing I have yet to see.

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One of the first insults I ever used!

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celcstial:

Matt Smith for Murdo Macleod.

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karenhealey:

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winstons-and-enochs:

the guardian imagines what historical figures might look like today. my personal favourite is shakespeare, reincarnated as a shoreditch hipster.

but can you imagine how’d he’d sound a loft party? 

"I’m going to subvert the whole, like, narrative ideal by telling you upfront that these two, like, teenagers are going to fall in love and die, and then do it. So there’s no more hiding in the words. Stark, yeah? And then, I think I’ll hide a sonnet in their big scene together, right? It’ll be subversive, because only, you know, people who are up on sonnets will get it…..what? No, she’s thirteen—a little edgy but that’s art, man. Art.”

i am loving hipster shakespeare
A++

This explains so much. Hipster Shakespeare drank too many experimental microbrews one night:

"Will, we need this bit done, buddy. We’ve got rehearsal in ten minutes."

"Shit, I dunno. Uh. Exit."

"Just… "Exit"?"

"Exit, pursued by a bear."

"Will, come on."

"I think I left my LUNGS in that bucket, Robbie, okay? Exit, pursued by a bear. It’s surrealism. Man versus wild. Whatever. Get me a Gatorade and a shit ton of Advil, and maybe I can work out what I’m going to do with the statue."

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